Warren Beatty's Daughter Becoming His Son

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Saturday, 19 June 2010

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After bragging about all the women he has had, somehow it's ironic that Warren Beatty's daughter, Kathlyn Beatty is planning to have a sex operation that would change her to a man.

"This is horrendous", stated a very upset Beatty. "She's a woman, not a man."

However, the lady's man talking to his daughter (for now) has done no good, as Kathryn is having the same operation as Cher's daughter.

Close friends of Kathryn say that she already wears men's clothing, short hair and goes by the name of "Stephen" at college.

Reportedly, Kathryn/Stephen thinks that this will let some air out of her dad's tires.

"He's so vain", he probably thinks that this operation is about him!"

Finally, the friend of "Stephen" says that Warren Beatty needs to think of it as "You're not losing a daughter, Warren, you're gaining a son."

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