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Thursday, 14 October 2010

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This Movie More Adult Than Earlier Ones!

Insiders who have seen parts of the scripts for "Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn" have hinted that there will be a very steamy sex scene between the two leading stars, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart.

"Parts of the script were left on someone's desk and I couldn't help but read one bedroom scene", stated the Source who asked not to be named. "Apparently they are going to get a lot more adult with this one."

The Source stated that he couldn't say if it was in Part One or Part Two of the upcoming movies.

It was also stated that there would be some changes on actors doing support roles in the final two-part movie.

"New faces are everywhere", stated a stage hand. "There are also try-outs going on with new characters who appear in these."

"Also there's already the usual joking around among the stars as Robert Pattinson showed up with a nice recently grown beard. Not to be outdone, both Taylor Lautner and Kristen Stewart came in with fake beards also.

Plus two of the werewolves showed up with long tails.

Then a director came out, looked at the tails and told the two to quit horsing around."

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