Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart Fool Their Many Fans

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Friday, 8 October 2010

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Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart went unrecognized at a recent gig last week as they came up with a great disguise.

The 'Twilight' stars - who have long been rumoured to be a real life couple at many of the hotels and motels around the country- attended a concert by the band Jenny and Johnny at Troubadour in Los Angeles last week, and managed to enjoy a night of almost complete anonymity despite their global fame.

The couple dressed up as 'Each Other' after visiting a make-up specialist.

A source paid regularly by UP2 told us: 'It's very easy for people to blend in which they did amazingly well. Lots of people took a second look but finally thought it was a couple of fakes."

Which it was.

Our reporter even saw the famous couple leaving afterward as he interviewed the source and did a double-take.

"They would have fooled me too", reporter Bill Fluharty told us. "They were the right people but the wrong look and the wrong size."

After the source tipped Fluharty off, he made his way over and let the Twilight Twosome know he was up to what they were doing.

"Please give us 'Three Steps Towards The Door' and then take a couple of photos", laughed the tall Kristen.

"It's been fun..but I had to keep my eyes closed or it would have been like kissing myself. We kept getting tickled. I guess everyone thought those two funny-looking people were having a good time..which we were."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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