Chiles - "Bleakley Whiffs"

Funny story written by Jo Dash

Thursday, 14 October 2010

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Adrian Chiles has told Daybreak producers they need to change the 6 inch rule to the 6 feet rule. Apparantly Christine Bleakley whiffs so much he can't bear to be within 6 feet of her.

Other guests have reportedly complained that Christine smells, quite Frankly, like Frank.

Christine has reportedly taken offence to this and said that it's not her fault and she showers at least once a week, but she is suffering from severe athletes foot. She is treating it with powder and spray, and now changing her socks twice a week.

This reporter had a sniff and suggested she might like to try changing her pants whilst she was at it as the pong seemed to be a little further north than her feet. He is currently in hospital with concussion.....

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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