Written by Gazzer G

Friday, 9 July 2010

Popular TV entertainers Adrian Chiles and Christine Bleakley are to host ITV's new breakfast show Waste of Space.

Their partnership- they met in panto when she was the front of the horse and he was the back end-was famed for their not needing to use any props.

This is indeed a coup for ITV as at one stage pony-tailed Bleakley was lined up for the Grand National whilst Chiles was set to join the Georgio Armani stable in Dudley. Bleakley's short term lover Frank Lampard has quit horsing around in South Africa to join his filly and is said to be champing at the bit for her.

ITV have not yet formally announced the first week's guests but Bleakley lookalike Sarah Jessica Parker has been put down. When approached by reporters Bleakley refused to comment and bolted.

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