Adrian Chiles gutted about miners' situation

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Tuesday, 31 August 2010

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Getting into CHiles is easier than getting out

Adrian Chiles is gutted about the 33 miners who are stuck inside him. "I just don't have the words to describe what it feels like to have men, good men - good, honest working men - stuck inside you." Equally the miners have said that being stuck in the bowels of Chiles is no picnic either.

Adrian said that at present communication channels with the men were now open through some fairly painful surgery. The big issue is getting enough water to the miners - which means over two hundred litres being pumped into Adrian Chiles every day.

"It is tough" Chiles said. "Not only have I got 33 men stuck inside me, with all manner of tubes and liquids being forced up me through every orifice - but I am finding this ITV lark a lot tougher than the one show."

Nick Clegg said of the situation: "With 33 men inside him - maybe it is a good thing that Chiles is gutted." Noone else smiled

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