Written by El Capitaz

Tuesday, 5 October 2010

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SCRAMbled perspective...

According to to one of the troubled starlet's party-pals, Lindsay Lohan has had her SCRAM bracelet altered and fit with an IV device for the purpose of keeping a flow of drugs going into her system at all times.

Either drunk or high--or both-- Lindsay's friend spilled the beans outside a Hollywood nightclub. "That bitch of judge...oh my god what a bitch...she jus has it out for Lindsay" Slurred the source. "So we took that damn SCRAM bracelet to a friend who fixed it up for her so it has a little IV in it...heh heh heh...drip drip drip...so that's why she agrees to wear it...it keeps her feeling plenty good believe me!"

When pressed for details, the club hopper tried to recant her story, and staggered off shouting "NO NO NO!! You probably from the press or damn paparazzi or somethin'...get away from me!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Lindsay Lohan




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