Written by Bureau

Thursday, 9 September 2010

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One person who thinks that Craigslist should have never given in and pulled their 'Adult Services' is singer Amy Winehouse.

"The one place you can meet all those interesting people and they shut it down!", lamented Winehouse. "Where will I ever find another "Desperate In Detroit" or "Longtime Bowie from St. Looey?"

Amy complained further that it was dangerous just going into bars and meeting nice guys because most of them aren't nice at all.

"For one thing, it takes hours of walking the streets and it can be wicket out there at night, especially for a young virgin like myself."

Actually, the policemen we talked to on the street stated that they wished the list or something needed to be created similar to it so that people can meet without walking the streets between bars.

"That takes a lot of our time, when we could be spending it chasing dope sellers and psychos."

As for Amy, she stated that someone showed her that the same info was in other parts of the List.

"But I get it all balled up. I went to the apartment this German guy named Nick was supposed to be and it turned out to be a couple who were moving and wanted to find a home for their German Shepherd."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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