Emma Watson Not Keen On Vajazzling Say Insiders

Funny story written by Skoob1999

Tuesday, 21 September 2010

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Some Vajazzling Going On Yesterday.

Insiders close to Emma Watson - Hermione out of the Harry Potter films - have stated that the elfin actress with the jazzy new short haircut probably wouldn't be overkeen on being vajazzled.

Vajazzling is the latest craze from the left hand side coast of America to sweep the world. And take it by storm. Or something.

It involves a lady having her lady garden Brazilian waxed, and then decorated with rhinestones which are glued in place in order to give a glittery glammy appearance to the pudenda.

"Can't see Emma going for that," one insider told SEN. "She's just not the kind of young lady to go showing off her lady bits. I doubt very much that she'd be interested in that sort of thing. Maybe Rupert Grint would. Is there a male equivalent?"

SEN supremo Buffty Ginslinger thought the whole concept patently ridiculous. Speaking from a notoriously sleazy Soho watering hole as he quaffed a large G&T, he told us:

"Sounds loke a bloody silly idea to me. Stark raving bloody bonkers. The aesthetics of the concept may be honourable, but what happens when some poor chap gets a rhinestone jammed up his Jap's eye? Could be very worrying, not to mention embarrassing up the Accident And Emergency Unit."

More as we get it.

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