Britney Spears Buys A Wonderbra

Funny story written by Skoob1999

Tuesday, 21 September 2010

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Hollywood was buzzing this morning as rumours flooded the street that Britney Spears has bought a Wonderbra.

Sources claim that a 3D billboard outside London's Waterloo rail station inspired the star to go ahead with the purchase.

One fan told us that in his opinion, Britney has a well fit body, and that he can't see anything wrong with her purchasing a Wonderbra in order to enhance her assets.

Even hardened cynics admitted that they don't have a problem with Britney purchasing a Wonderbra.

"It's a more positive thing to do than having your hair shaved off or going into mental meltdown," one told us. "And it certainly makes for more interesting reading than badly executed lip synching. Good on her."

Skoob Entertainment News supremo Buffty Ginslinger remarked:

"If you've got it, flaunt it. I wish her well."

More as we get it.

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