Mel "From Hell" Gibson Is At It Again - Calls Britney Spears A Fake Blonde, Has-Been, Lip Syncher

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 16 August 2010

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Mel Gibson, the man who many still feel will end up self-destructing. (Photo courtesy of a homeless person).

MALIBU BEACH - It appears that the Aussie bad boy aka Mel from Hell just keeps sticking his foot in his 'down under mouth.'

The Australian whose 'out of control' viciously vulgar rants and scatologically smutty raves directed at his ex-future wife Oksana Grigorieva, went out all over the Internet has now attacked the one person who actually supported him.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: We do not count Whoopi "Au Contraire" Goldberg for the obvious reason.]

Britney actually said that Gibson was merely misunderstood because in reality he is a genuinely kind, gentle sort of grandfatherly type of person.

When she made those remarks Spears was instantly asked if she was either drunk, on drugs, or merely playing the part of the old, Britney "Look At Me I'm A Silly Dumb Blonde" Spears.

Britney asked what the second choice was again. She was told that Gibson, the genuinely kind, gentle sort of grandfatherly type of person had said that she was nothing more than a fake blonde, has-been, lip syncher.

Spears became quite sad. She then noted that why in the world would Mel go around saying that she is a fake blonde when he knows first hand that her carpet matches the curtains.

The throng of reporters standing in her front yard suddenly all began saying "Whoa! TMI! TMI!"

[EDITOR'S NOTE: For those who do not know what TMI stands for, TMI stands for 'Too Much Information,' which is exactly what Britney letting everyone know about her matching carpet and curtains certainly is.]

When Gibson was asked why he suddenly turned on the one American friend that he had left he shrugged his shoulders and said that he did not know.

He paused for a moment and then replied, "I guess that I just never have liked lip synchers."

In other news. The McZuckerwitz Cousins in association with Sandcastle Pictures have just announced that they have signed Leslie Nielsen to star in "The Naked Gun 15 - Who The Hell Hid My Viagra Pills?"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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