A fake clinic just outside Los Angeles has been raided by the sheriff's department and five people taken in for questioning. Yes, these are the same crooks that set up the fake boutique in New York before, but they were already out of jail for that one.
Among the people who had been to the "clinic" were many of today's stars, especially female stars.
"Usually these fake clinics are those who get information about pregnancies and try to get the young lady not to have an abortion or along that line", stated County Sheriff Mel Perez.
This one turned out to be something entirely different.
"In fact, I can only arrest them on minor charges", said the Sheriff. "They really didn't try to give out any bad medicine or information, they were only trying to get several of today's young stars, male or female, to come into the clinic."
Apparently the 'clinic' got the address or e-mails of any young stars they could, then sent them a message that a recent update or a health check-up they had received had failed to look for "Crumb's Disease". They were very anxious because it looked as if the lady or gentleman was in the first stages of it.
They were told to come to the clinic for one quick test.
"What they were doing is scheduling them close together and had the 'waiting room" wired", stated Perez. Once called inside, there were cameras hidden everywhere.
What the fake clinic was after was recording all the latest gossip exchanged in the waiting room and then selling the photographs and information to tabloids to run stories on that person dying, being pregnant, etc.
Then they did a finger scrape. Checked the DNA report and told them that "Good News! You DO NOT have Crumb's Disease!
The stars were so happy they never let on to anyone that they had been there. Also, they could never find any info on "Crumb's Disease".
But one new "Doc" finally went a little too far and listed "Crumb's Disease as a disease that causes your body to increase in size but your head to get smaller."
All records will be returned to the stars once the trials are over.
"They are so young, I don't think they'd know what a 'Keep On Truckin' tee shirt meant", stated Sheriff Perez. Then he laughed and stated "Crumb's Disease, My Ass! Call me Fritz the Cat!"