Britney Spears' bodyguard wouldn't have sex with her, was he "Gay"?

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Thursday, 9 September 2010


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Not quite Mr.Flores type, Britney was to "Butch" maybe?

Britney Spear's ex-bodyguard is suing the Diva because he claims he was sexually harassed.

Britney flaunted her naked body in front of Mr.Flores many times, in her bedroom, in the living room, in fact anywhere where Mr. Flores was Britney flaunted.

Now any normal straight, hunky, body-built Bodyguard would not be able to withstand the obvious approaches of the multi-millionaire superstar.

Obviously Mr.Flores is either a devout Jehova's Witness, deaf, blind, dumb and stupid or "Gay"!

The potential of not only being Britney's bodyguard, but also her hot-blooded lover (amongst many others) is without boundaries.

Multi-millionaire life-style, bonking Britney when she's feeling horny, in fact anything that any normal man could desire.

Now Mr.Flores is sueing the "Pop Diva", he'll grab some publicity, maybe a couple of $ million "damages" and then he will be history.

Maybe Mr.Flores should have accepted the bodyguards job over at the Elton John or George Michael mansion, the temptation there would maybe have been much more difficult to resist!

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