Britney Spears' Bodyguard Sues For Sexual Harassment!

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Saturday, 11 September 2010

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Fernando Flores has accused singer Britney Spears of sexually harassing him during the five months that he worked for her.

His statement read that Spears was constantly exposing herself to him while he worked for her and made other unwanted sexual advances.

Britney Spears denied Flores accusations that she sexually harassed him and abused her children, saying Thursday in a statement on her website that authorities looked into his claims but found no reason to act.

"This lawsuit is another unfortunate situation where someone is trying to take advantage of the Spears family and make a name for himself," the statement read. "The Department of Children and Family Services conducted a proper investigation surrounding Mr. Flores' accusations and have closed the case without further action."

A source told our reporter that Britney had slapped the kids hands a time or two to keep them from hurting themselves but that is all she had ever witnessed.

"As for her relationship with the bodyguard, I can't confirm nor deny that it has happened. Maybe HE made the advances", she stated.

"All I know is that Flores aged a lot in those five months, kept big circles under his eyes, fell asleep when on his job, walked funny and lost most of his hair."

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