Greg Dyke buys Clare Balding's bicycle

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Saturday, 18 September 2010

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Too late ladies - Greg Dyke got the bike

In a dramatic development in the fascinating saga of Clare Balding and certain "Dyke on the bike" comments, Greg Dyke - former Director General of the BBC - has bought the said bicycle at the centre of this storm for an undisclosed fee.

"I have been interested in being the Dyke on a bike for some time, but Clare had always held this position." Mr Dyke told us."When it became clear that she was thinking of leaving her position I decided that now was the time. I can;t tell you how great it feels to be THE Dyke on a bike"

Greg Dyke is now seeking to buy a microphone from the lesbian club "Dyke on the mike" - but is being thwarted by security on the door.

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