Robert Pattinson Meets Kristen Stewart In Transyvania

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Sunday, 22 August 2010

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Former Home To Dracula

Kristen Stewart has agreed to go with Robert Pattinson on his search for his ancestry back to Vlad the Impaler or the original Dracula.

The two have met a local historian, Stephen Karlowitz, who is taking them back to a beautiful area of Romania.

"This area has been disputed for all it's history before becoming a part of Romania", stated Karlowitz. "Vlad the Impaler was a great warrior but one of the most cruel in history."

Of course, Pattinson was interested in why he was thought to be a vampire.

"He was the person that Bram Stroker wrote his book about as Vlad's family name was that of Dracula."

The historian and guide told the couple how horribly "Dracula" treated his enemies by impaling them where they would slowly die while he went about his business.

"He drained them of their blood and it wasn't through the neck. But some believe that he made a deal with the devil before he was executed and that he came back to drink the blood of many people, so that he could keep on living."

Pattinson then asked Stewart if she wanted to be involved with a descendant of "Dracula" but the guide told him that there were thousands of those and that he wouldn't worry.

"We all have madness in our families if we go back far enough."

Karlowitz told the couple that he had taken the writer Stephanie Meyer back through a lot of the history of Dracula as she also is a descendant.

An ancestry buff, he also told them that Kirstie Alley had once been there with a friend and they found that she was related to both Fatty Arbuckle and William Howard Taft!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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