Written by Bureau

Friday, 13 August 2010

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With all the latest rumors concerning Kristen Stewart and her dating photos with actor Dev Patel, fans are asking if this is not another ruse to keep all their names at the top of both Hollywood and Bollywood tabloids.

A photo on the cover of one of these can bring stars up a notch or two, so is this serious or fan-baiting?

While a short time ago, we had access to Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, etc, all we have had over the past week or two is "No comment".

We do know one thing. The fight involving Pattinson was either real or someone got too much into it because Pattinson had to have dental surgery.

(Wonder what the dentist thought about the fangs?)

But Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson have been spotted together lately and they didn't look like they were mortal enemies. In fact, the four photos were of the old smiling guys.

Perhaps Taylor joked about Kristen at the wrong time and Pattinson was over sensitive.

Until we get more, all we have at the present is that instead of going to India to claim Kristen, Pattinson has gone on a two-week visit to eastern Europe to visit the areas where his ancestor, Vlad the Impaler lived and died and tracing down some of the vampire myths that spread from there.

One other thing, this is being recorded so watch for a National Geographic or History Channel feature on Pattinson retracing his past coming up in October on one of the cable stations.

Maybe Lautner will do one on the werewolf legend? We asked and got the "No Comment" but he had to add, "But if I go, I intend to mark my territory!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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