Dolly Parton was at Dollywood this past weekend to introduce a new tide that takes you on an up and down track like a car going over small hills in the highway.
Now most people would feel one thrill after another as the hills got more perpendicular but with Dolly, it was like she was hit in the back and her boobs first hit the guy in front of her, 'knocking' him cold and then boxed her own ears.
"This is herrible", stated native Pigeon Forge worker, Sam Haney. "Dolly does all this for people to have fun while supplying us with jobs other than bootlegging and squirrel hunting as it used to be. Now this has to go and happen to her."
Actually Dolly had already announced over the Knoxville TV station that all funds from the new ride would be given to help restore Nashville after all of this Spring's flooding.
As they were carrying first the rider that was knocked out from the double-decker, the camera switched to Dolly who was conscience but being helped off the ride.
"We gotta tone that one d-d-d-down", stated Dolly, her breasts still flopping over her shoulders but not in sync anymore.
Last shot from the news channel went blank but we still heard Dolly's voice, "Down Girl! I said, Down Girl! You too!"
