"Dolly Parton" Caught Smuggling Heroin Under Big Boobs

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Thursday, 10 June 2010

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She had the famous blond wig and tight pants but something just didn't look right to some passengers coming into New York City's JFK Airport so several talked to security guards.

"This is a southern lady alright, plus she does a good imitation of the famous singer", stated passenger Harold Mann from Tennessee also. "But something just didn't look right after she got up to get off the plane."

Officials of the Airport Customs Department say they suspected the woman may have been carrying drugs also, when she arrived today at the Airport, as she was walking carefully while holding her breasts high.

A female officer then conducted a frisk search and found "inconsistencies" under her bra, which turned out to be packages of white powder taped up under each big boob, customs officials said in a statement this afternoon.

It turns out that the lady, Sarah Shimfissle, has been doing Dolly Parton Lookalike Shows for years. But her act wasn't as in demand as the Elvis Group so she had taken on a sideline to help her to some easy cash.

"I know what it was", stated Harold Mann, as he came running up to the officials who were removing "Dolly" to the police station. "Her left tit was higher than the other one! That was it. That was what caught my eye that something wudden right."

The security lady who did the search said that he must have been watching close because she hadn't noticed it.

"I DID! I did it for my country. She coulda been a tit-bomber!"

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