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Wednesday, 12 May 2010

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"Boy am I ever glad to have that off my chest", stated Dolly Parton to reporters at a press conference this morning just outside of Nashville, Tennessee as she was among several country music stars that are planning to do a fund raising concert for the flood victims there.

"If this doesn't bring the news hounds around, I don't know what would", she laughed. "We need it because this flood has really hurt some great people, even some that helped me get started years ago."

Dolly, who is from Sevier County in eastern Tennessee and owner of Dollywood, also announced that she might do something special there this summer to bring in some badly needed funds.

"I may as well tell it all now that I have opened my big mouth."

"You've already hurt us enough, Dolly", stated one disappointed fan.

"Listen! I only had them reduced about ten years ago. So don't go all long in the face. You want the real things, go back and get a copy of one of my old movies or live performances."

The country star stated that she was sick and tired of carrying all that weight so she had them reduced ten years ago. She then had some padding done so no one would notice.

Parton then stated that she couldn't understand why anyone would be shocked that her boobs are not 100% real. "Did everyone think my hair or eyelashes were?"

"You need to wake up, or those people from Nigeria will rob you blind."

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