HOLLYWOOD - Candlelight Motion Picture Productions has informed the media that filming will soon begin on the new movie The Young, The Hung, And The Tongue.
Brenda Song will star as the Young, Dolly Parton will star as the Hung, and Ann Coulter will portray the Tongue.
The film which will be shot in location up in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, will deal with three generations of the McDuffkin women.
Dolly Parton will star as the matriarch of the family Lolly McDuffkin, a short, well-endowed in the knocker department, feisty, tobacco-chewing, expletive-spewing take-no-prisoners or bullshit type of Wyoming woman.
Ann Coulter will star as her tall as hell daughter Golly, who can shoot a shotgun better than most men, out cuss most men, and pee farther than most men.
And little 21-year-old Brenda Song will star as Molly, Golly's daughter and Lolly's granddaughter who was the first one in her ninth grade class to not have a baby before the end of the school year.
Molly is a very pretty young lady who grew up a tomboy and who has just about gotten used to not wearing boys underwear anymore.
She does however still scratch her groin region at least four or nine times a day, but like her mom says, at least little Molly no longer goes around telling the boys to feel her up while she whittles them a fiddle.
The movie should hit the theaters just in time for the Easter holidays.
SIDENOTE: The film's director Charleen Belle Pinnzucker wanted to state that in the book on which the film is based entitled, Those Damn McDuffkin Women, the Golly character is portrayed as a lesbian. In the movie Pinnzucker does not make any reference to Golly's lesbianism other than the scene where Golly molests the sexy little census taker, Joanie Mahoney in the back of her John Deere tractor.
