Country music record producer Hank C Hedgerow has announced ambitious plans to pair up country music superstars Taylor Swift and Dolly Parton on a hip-hop themed country music album featuring songs about dogs, horses, steel guitars, whittling and tobacco chewing.
Hedgerow believes that the pair will form the most perfectly balanced duo in the history of country music. Expert analysts believe that the plan is a stroke of sheer genius, as what Taylor lacks, Dolly has a veritable abundance of and vice versa.
Generally speaking, country music fans we spoke to in Wichita, including a lineman, were wholly supportive of Hedgerow's masterplan.
More as we get it.