Derek Hough and Cheryl Cole Attend A Lingerie Party At Hugh Hefner's Playboy Mansion

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Saturday, 21 August 2010


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HOLMBY HILLS, California - Derek Hough and Cheryl Cole were the special guests of an elaborate lingerie party hosted by Mr. Playboy himself Hugh Hefner.

Hef invited the good looking couple to a special party that he was throwing for alleged Russian spy Anna Chapman at the Playboy Mansion located at 10236 Charing Road in the exclusive Holmby Hills area of Los Angeles.

The real reason that Hefner was throwing the lingerie party for Ms. Chapman was at the request of a combined contingency of FBI and CIA officials.

The clandestine operations mission was set up for the express intent of eliciting classified information from Ms. Chapman regarding highly secretive matters.

Hugh Hefner, has been an unofficial informant for both the FBI and the CIA since 1973. His code name is Viceroy Vice. His mansion has been used over a dozen times to secretly obtain highly classified information.

Hefner's has a group of half a dozen playmates who were specially trained by the United States Navy Seals and they are experts at being able to get whatever type of information the United States government needs.

The playmates group known as The Special Operatives Code Group Number 36*24*36 were responsible for bringing down the Panamanian government of Manuel Noriega. They were also responsible for breaking the secret personal Internet code used by Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez.

And in their most recent successful mission, the SOCGN 36*24*36 was able to obtain the names, addresses, and phone numbers of each one of the 121 women that Tiger Woods boinked.

Hefner was asked how exactly is it that his 'group' can so easily and effortlessly get such amazingly private and classified information.

He smiled and said that he could not reveal that information since it was extremely classified.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: I called up my old amigo in L.A. Larry King and I put the exact same question to him. At first he was a little hesitant to answer, but then he told me that it is all done with what he described as DMB or drinks, music, and booty.]

Hugh asked Derek Hough and Cheryl Cole to accompany him outside by the backyard swimming pool. He told the three naked girls who were swimming in the pool to go ahead and get out and go inside and watch the Weather Channel, which is one of Hefner's favorite cable channels.

He then told Derek and Cheryl that he trusted them and that he wanted for them to help him get some classified info from Anna Chapman. Cole replied that she had no idea who Anna Chapman was and Hef informed her that she was a Russian spy.

Chezza, as her close friends call her, said that she would be honored to help the United States government in anyway that she could. Derek seconded her statement.

And so before the evening was over Anna Chapman had unknowingly given up a vast amount of vital information which the U.S. government would be able to use in the ongoing battle of the cold war.

Hefner thanked the lovely couple for coming over to his party and reminded them not to ever reveal what they had heard or done.

Derek replied "Roger." And Cheryl said, "Cheerio." Hefner smiled and told her that he would take that as a yes. "Ah yes sir Mr. Hefner, it is certainly a yes." Replied Cole.

SIDENOTE: Cheryl stated that her and Derek will goon begin working on the sequel to her music video hit "Parachute." The name of the new song will be "Bungee Jumping With Me Bloke."

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