Katie Price and the Devil

Funny story written by Qwerty123

Wednesday, 28 July 2010

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Katie's single 'Pee in the loo', released next week.

Katie Price has revealed to her shocked family that she sold her soul to the Devil when she 5 years old.

Katie, who has recently had a disastrous turn at becoming a pop star with her single, 'Pee In A Loo', told her family last night she sold her soul to Saturn when she was only 5 years, so that she could get revenge on another child who said she didn't look anything like Barbie.

An insider at Price home told news, "Well apparently its still not over. Saturn has still got Kate's soul, and he won't give her it back until she has spread enough pain and misery to others. She seems to be doing a fine job already if you ask me".

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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