Written by Bureau

Thursday, 22 July 2010

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Stopping off on an emergency landing in Atlanta, Actors Taylor Lautner and another actor thought to be Jimmy Walker were handcuffed and told to shut up and to keep walking after government officers marched the two through the airport in Atlanta.

"We don't want to hear anything until we get you downtown and after you call your attorneys, Scum", onlookers overheard one of the four police escorts say.

"We're not letting you slip out of our hands on some technicality like some of you have in the past. You've had your rights told to you, so shut up!"

As soon as word got out, photographers were everywhere as Walker looked very upset and Taylor looked pale.

Downtown, once the attorneys arrived and talked to the two, one of them motioned for a few reporters to come over. Luckily, one of them was one of our reporters.

"This is a whole crock of shit, to put it mildly", stated an attorney for Lautner. "Be sure to put that in your report."

What seems to have happened is that Taylor Lautner recognized Jimmy Walker on the plane and switched seats so they could talk.

"I told Walker what a fan I was of his and loved the show, "Good Times", although I saw it in reruns", stated Lautner. "I asked him to do his famous line and some passengers overheard him doing a loud version of "I'm Kid DY-NO-MITE!"

That was when all the trouble began and an Air Marshall sat by the two and the plane to Miami was diverted to Atlanta.

The two were finally released, after ten hours of being questioned by different FBI, CIA, Home Security, etc.

"I'm keeping my big mouth closed from now on", stated a worn out Walker.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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