Taylor Lautner Says That He's Waiting For That Certain Someone

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Tuesday, 20 July 2010

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Taylor Lautner told reporters yesterday that he wished that they would let up on the news that he's marrying Taylor Swift, Miley Cyrus or Lady Gaga.

"You guys got me doing all kinds of things. I'd have to be a cat with six peckers in order to carry on like that."

Lautner had came out of a New York City restaurant, the one used on Seinfeld, with a cute lady on his arm that wouldn't tell us her name.

"Me? I'm nobody. You need to talk to Taylor", stated the blond.

"Is it true that you and the other werewolves in the Twilight series passed the time off stage perfecting a 'Pack Howl'?"

"Sure. We had to do something. We got bored. We got pretty good at it too, but they made us stop after Robert cracked up laughing during a serious scene."

So was Lautner really interested in the blond he had on his arm?

"Look, I'll let you know when I'm serious about someone. I'm still a teenager. Not even out of high school. When I find that certain someone, I'll let you know.

We werewolves mate for life you know!"

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