Popular Tory Vince Cable today announced exciting plans to simultaneously support the Police spending review and the protracted dispute between British Airways and the loony left.
The plans involve the police earning a few bob by working as trolley dollies for BA, initially short-haul but with a view to incorporating the Heathrow Boston run in the Autumn.
Keen to ensure no confusion with the public, the airline will be rebranded What-ave-we Air and a range of other changes are currently being considered. These include re-runs of Ello Ello and yellow lines painted along the aisle, now known as Letsbe Avenue to enable on the spot fines to be issued.
