"That old queen?", Lady Gaga told reporters Wednesday when asked about Elton John being a trendsetter in glamour rock. "He's just weird, he's no trend setter."
According to Gaga, Elton John was too shy to do anything for years but wear an outlandish hat or pair of glasses.
"He finally said that he was bi-sexual. When was that 2008? He's as gay as Tweety Bird and has been all along. He can sing but he must have started in 1922, to look at him. If he's gay, he's not helping them any with that old puss hanging out!"
When someone mentioned that Elton John had played music at the Rush Limbaugh wedding, Gaga went gaga once again.
"What did he sing, "Like A Great Big Fart In The Wind"? He's been selling different versions of that song for 40 years. I think he's probably leasing versions of it to funeral homes all over the world."
"I puke every time I hear it."
"He plays it at MY funeral, I'm getting up and slapping his face!"
Then she showed everyone how by slapping ME! But before I could react, I got a big old kiss with a tongue in my mouth.
This is Dan Hillyard for UP2. From now on she's your interview, Chester.
