Katie Price has unexpectedly given the thumbs-up to controversial card game "Top Tramps".
Despite the fact she resides at a lowly 3rd place, Top Tramps is destined to blast it's way into child folklore where they can learn adhoc about 'tardiness', 'flange' and much more besides.
Child groups have objected to this initiative citing 'inappropriate content' but school leaders have defended Katie as a role model stating that drunkeness and aggression should be evaluated at the earliest opportunity.
"Kids need to know about life 'warts and all'!" said one - initially spotted near Clifton bridge, but later washed up on Lundy island.
