London - (Colostomy Mess): Footage from a hardcore movie shot in London's iconic Royal Freak Hospital has gone viral on the internet.
'Massive-Boobed Nympho Nurses on Ketamine' was shot in the North London infirmary's urino-genitary ward last year.
The cash-strapped hospital was offered five million pounds plus a share of the box orifice for the weekend's shoot.
Anna Nicole Smith Memorial Ward matron Sister Dilys Shuss even arranged a few extras for the movie's wank-on - er...walk-on! - parts.
And Freak head of experimental medication Professor Einstein Flintstone supervised close-up shots of the latex - er, latest! - procedures in surgical relief massage.
A spokesperson for the film studio said a sequel, Liposuction Lezzies on Largactil, was being planned for next year, to be shot in South London's iconic Gay's (sic) Hospital.
Dame Joan Collins is 69.
