Chris Brown UK Tour Dates

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Wednesday, 9 June 2010

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Fans celebrate Brown's visa refusal

US singer Chris Brown has been forced to make changes to his UK tour after experiencing 'complications' with obtaining a visa to enter the country .

Indeed, he was told to "fuck off".

Brown was refused permission on the grounds of being guilty of a serious criminal offence, said the Home Office. He recently received a community service order for assaulting his ex-girlfriend, the singer Rihanna, with a head butt last February.

The 'musician' was due to play three concerts in the UK, starting, ironically, in Glasgow, where a head butt is a sign of utmost affection, on Wednesday night.

The new dates for the tour are as follows:


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