Written by Lady Godiva

Saturday, 22 May 2010

image for Subo fanatics successful bid to buy site. God is thanked for answering all of their prayers.
God is indeed an Almighty Being, he worked hard to make sure Subo Fanatics bid won them their site. To hell with Afghanistan

There is a 'buzz' going around the internet. Fans have successfully bid on, and won, their beloved site.

Speculations are abundant as to how this will all 'pan out'.

Naysayers believe that the site will eventually implode, but some people are extremely optimistic that it will stay alive, thus giving Spoof Writers continued fodder for Spoofs for months, if not years, to come.

Some rats fled the ship believing it would sink. One even set up her own site, complete with videos which seem to break numerous copyright rules worldwide.

Time will tell. We watch with bated breath and a large bag of popcorn.

When asked for her opinion, Subo said,

"Och, they're havin' fun the poor wee deluded souls. A am actually glad the fans won the auction. Goodness only knows what would have transpired if they hadn't. It fair makes me shudder t'think aboot it. They are so bloody intense.

Well, now they have it, it'll be very intrestin' te see wo' comes from it.

A do hear that a number o' them don't really ge' along wi' each other. Sad really. Life's tae bloody short te be mitherin' all the time."

Apparently a LOT of praying was done and God himself is being hailed as the superhero....nothing to do with the cash of course.

If they could indeed get their 'hands' on their god, they would, I imagine, hold him up high on their shoulders and parade around with him during their celebrations.

So we sit, watch and wonder - about many things in this strange world we live in.

More as this story unfolds or, indeed implodes.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Susan Boyle




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