Susan Boyle Rescued By Fire Department After Getting Stuck In Bathroom Window

Written by Bureau

Saturday, 22 May 2010

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Susan Boyle, who had just given a concert and was trying to relax at a near-by restaurant where she was secreted in, made the reporters day after all.

She became stuck fast in a bathroom window while trying to sneak back out.

Wednesday night in New York Boyle and a couple of her friends decided that they were hungry since Boyle did not want to eat and hurt her vocal performance during the concert. So the three had security sneak them out a secret door into an alley where they could go to "Mister Lee's", one of Susan's favorites.

One of the ladies with Susan stated that they were having a nice late dinner and were almost through eating and talking about the show when Susan spotted a newspaper reporter, just as he saw and recognized her.

As soon as he turned to go get his friends, Susan ran to the bathroom. There she discovered a rather large though high window to the same alley they had traveled to enter the restaurant.

"I think Susan must have been desperate", stated the friend. "She won't mind me explaining because it's all over the news now, with plenty of pics of her butt wedged into the window."

Once she was freed by rescue workers, Susan thanked them, personally. "I would have made it though if I had tried it before 'Mr Lee' ballooned me up!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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