Britney Spears Fires Her Agent & Boyfriend! Advertising For One With More Stamina

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Thursday, 13 May 2010

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Things must be a lot worse than has been reported about the fighting between Britney Spears and boyfriend, Jason Trawick, as Britney fired him as her agent and her boyfriend.

Britney reportedly told a source that she had killed two bird brains with one stone.

If you can imagine a bird brain calling another a bird brain, he must be ready for the rubber room.

So after working together and dating for nearly two years, Britney Spears suddenly decided to end her professional relationship with agent & boyfriend Jason Trawick for the sake of their personal one? Or was it the other way around?

Spears may already have an eye on her next victim as she will be getting a new agent soon. I guess it will be double-duty so she might want to try one with big muscles and not easily winded (first priority) AND be an agent.

So if the shoe fits.

There should be news of where to go for a "trial run" line forming outside the studio where Britney is rehearsing her next tour.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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