Britney's Father sick of Brit's nips

Funny story written by Proffitt

Friday, 23 April 2010

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Britney Spears father has told her to 'Bra up' and stop showing those puppy dogs noses of hers. Brit' has burnt all her bras and taken to 'popping out' and treating us all to the 'finer points' of her new body.

Her father said 'There's no need to show those clothes pegs in public. I have heard photographers making slurping noises when she walks past them!'

There's no doubting the fact that since giving birth she has developed a fine pair of pips. Many believe she is simply allowing her natural lesbian side to come out with the bra less T-shirts and jumpers.

Spears is known for more whacky antics than going braless. She once shaved herself bald and flashed herself at photographers form the seat of her car!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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