"I don't want to hear any more lies about Jason!", shouted Britney Spears to reporters as they were being hustled out of the Donald Wand Clinic in Arizona. Our reporter, Dan Hillyard, the first to land on his ass in the parking lot, sent in this report:
"First of all, I didn't even see her", Dan reports to UP2. "I just saw the other guys gathering around with the cameras and I thought they must have been invited in. So I can't even confirm that that was Britney Spears voice."
"Same for me" stated Ishtar reporter, Lance Jessup. "To me it sounded more like Linda Blair. Wonder if the green pea soup is all over the wall?"
"Apparently, Britney Spears becomes very excitable whenever anyone mentions that her latest beau, Jason Trawick, has been running around on her", reports Hillyard.
"There was a big article in the National Stir this past weekend that had linked Trawick up with Milana Rabkin once again, so I imagine that this is what brought on the latest eruption."
"This is Dan Hillyard in Arizona. I'll stay a couple of days and report the latest, but it looks bad for the couple staying together. I mean, Spears and Trawick, not Jason and Blair."
