Britney forgets to pull her zip up

Written by SPECTRUM

Wednesday, 21 April 2010

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Britney Spears, was spotted leaving the Mondrian Hotel, in West Hollywood recently but she had forgot to pull her zip up in her blue jeans and she seemed totally oblivious to the fact that her zip was completely down.

Had she made a quick visit to the toilet maybe, or is there some other reason for this nobody knows because she kept her mouth zipped.

She was also wearing very large sunglasses, that looked like the sunglasses, worn by the two headed man Zaphod Beeblebrox, in the television series The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.

Maybe she should have gone to specsavers.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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