New MTV Reality Show Based on Breast Size Findings

Funny story written by emccorm

Monday, 10 May 2010

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CHICAGO, IL -- A recent study by the University of Chicago discovered that women with a breast size of D cup or greater score on average ten IQ points higher than those with an A or B cup.

"One theory is that the female hormone estrogen, which is responsible for breast development may also play a role in intelligence," Dr. Rossdale says.

Another theory is that the male testers were much more focused, and thus more generous in the scoring of the overly endowed participants.

Not surprisingly, this womanly disagreement has been developed into a new MTV reality show to be hosted by comedian George Lopez -- "Who's Smarter than a D Cup?" scheduled for the fall season.

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