Twilight hunk Robert Pattinson has found a solution to the dilemma of satisfying the hoards of screaming women who claim to be in love with him. He is to convert to Mormonism and marry the lot of them.
The Brit movie star who plays vampire Edward Cullen in the Twilight franchise has headed down to Salt Like City in Utah order to seek out advice on how to convert so he can start marrying the hundreds of women desperate to get a piece of him.
The Mormon Church or the Church of Latter Day Saints as it calls itself, practices polygamy, which sources say appeals to R-Patz. The 23 year old, who was recently voted Sexiest Man Alive by People magazine, is besieged by screaming women and marriage proposals everywhere he goes and has decided to take drastic action in order to put an end to the screaming he so famously can't stand.
"If I become a Mormon I can take multiple wives, which means I can say yes to every girl that asks to marry me. I'm very excited, I can't stop thinking of all the benefits, no more screaming girls, I'll never have to go to Nandos again and a few of them can go and go and buy my undies for me. I'll never get papped in M&S with my packets of pants again."
