BOSTON - Robert Pattinson was in "Bean Town" to meet with the producers of his upcoming vampire comedy film The Silly Suckers of Saskatoon.
He was asked about the rumors of a possible involvement with one of the stars of Gossip Girl Michelle Trachtenberg.
Pattinson said that he and Trachty have been texting each other at least a dozen times a day. He noted that with the way things are going he feels that he will most probably get to third base within a week or so.
Rob grinned and said that he really likes being around the quasi lascivious, blue eyed, Fergie lookalike.
He said that she has one of the best senses of humor that he has ever seen. He smiled and said that her body parts aren't bad either.
Pattinson said that Michy-Michy will do anything to make him laugh from sticking Cheerios in her underwear to taking a lipstick and writing Spanish words in her cleavage.
Robby said that just yesterday she took her lipstick and wrote, "Mi lapiz es azul" (my pencil is blue) in the space between her fine-looking snuggle pups.
Michelle was asked what it is about Rob that attracts her to him. She giggled and said that there are three things basically...his left one, his right one, and the (blank) in the very middle.
In other news. Wanda Sykes, Rosie O'Donnell, and Ellen DeGeneres will soon begin filming Bellanino Terrabini's lesbian epic 'The Razzle Dazzle Milwaukee Muffin Munchers.'
