PADUCAH, Kentucky - Britney Spears was backstage after having performed to a standing room only crowd at Paducah's Blue Grass Auditorium when she was given some real good news.
Her most recent single "My Skin Is Just Itching To Be Touched" which she co-wrote with Dancing With The Stars Derek Hough has just hit the top of the music charts.
Spears got so excited at hearing the news that she peed; but just a little bit, nothing really noticeable unless one kneeled down in front of her and focused on her crotch region.
Britney who had kind of a rough year last year said that she has finally managed to put all of the bad press that she received down under behind her. She paused, giggled and said that when she said down under, she meant Australia and not down under as in her bikini taco.
Spears said that she wanted to express her thanks to American Idol's Adam Lambert who became her most recent BFF and was there for her giving her eyeliner tips, eyeshadow tips, and tips on how to pick up guys.
In other news. Helena, Montana, has dropped its bid to try and lure the Washington Redskins from Washington to Helena. The 'We Want The Redskins In Helena Committee' has disbanded after two of the three members were involved in an illegal ménage-a-trois with an ex-NFL referee.
