Britney Photographer Dies Of Hepatitis B After Putting Up With All Her Crap

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Saturday, 13 March 2010

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One Of Hack's Photos Of Britney

Paparazzi reporter Benjamin Hack,who had followed Britney Spears for the past five years succumbed to Hepatitis B yesterday, and doctors say it was from all that shit that stays in the vicinity of the singing star.

Dr. Lonas James of The Dayo Clinic in Arkansas reported that Hack had even went to Cuba to find a cure that he contacted from the Britney shows four years ago.

"It only took him one year to catch the stuff but after five transplants, he exploded this past Friday. The room is contaminated until further notice."

James told reporters that Hack had started out with a hacking cough and that it went from that to the liver, as he apparently breathed through his mouth, something you just cannot do around Britney.

"On the one hand, she does keep sending us business, but on the other hand, is a handful of shit."

James stated that Hack was their third former Britney photographer, but there have been several more at other hospitals and clinics here in the US and overseas.

"One last warning", James told us as we left, "If you interview her use a mask or at the least, breath through the nose."

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