LAS VEGAS - The 45th Annual Country Music Awards Show was held in the place known as "Chips City."
And for one night at least, the chips were not the little red, blue, green, and yellow ones, but the big round brown ones...as in them out yonder country cow chips.
For the second year in a row, the Entertainer of The Year Award went to a true blue farm girl, Carrie Underwood. Carrie, who unlike most female country singers, has actually milked cows, collected eggs from chicken nests, stepped smack dab in horse shit, and turned hogs into sopranos, with the help of a de-balling knife.
Underwood, who many country fellas describe as looking gobs and gobs prettier than an extra pecker on a prized Simmental breedin' bull looked mighty fine dressed in her tight-as-heck Daisy Duke shorts, her tight-as-heck Elly May Clampett halter top, and her very tight-as-heck Victoria's Secret barnyard scene bikini thong panties.
Cute, little 19-year-old Taylor Swift stood next to Carrie during the award presentation for Best Original Country Song Written By A Non-Drinking Song Writer, and poor sweet little Taylor, looked like a fetus standing next to the fantastically gorgeous Miss Underwood.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: To Tony Romo - What the hell were you thinkin' boy? Listen up football throwing dude. You have got to be one dumb, stupid, pile of steer shit droppings to have dumped that wonderfully delicious female specimen known as Carrie Underwood."]