Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift, and Selena Gomez To Appear In A Telethon To Raise Money For Purity Rings

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 4 March 2010

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A photo of the purity ring which retails for $498.97.

GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - Taylor Swift, appearing at an outdoor concert in Green Bay, Wisconsin said that she has agreed to join Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez in a nationwide telethon to help raise money to purchase one million purity rings to be given out to teenage boys and girls, mostly girls.

Selena Gomez first approached Taylor and Miley about her idea back in November of last year. Gomez has a purity ring and she says that it sure helps to let the boys know that she is saving "It" for the marriage bed.

Gomez said that prior to wearing the ring she was asked to go to bed at least 28 times a day. The 17-year-old has said that now, thanks to the fantastic ring, that number has gone down to 9.

Miley said that her pre-ring number was 43, and now it has gone down to 37.

When Taylor first heard about the wondrous purity ring she immediately emailed Selena and asked her where she could buy one. Selena quickly Fed-Exed her one that she says she had purchased as a backup.

The three girls are very excited about the upcoming telethon which will be held at The Cloris Leachman Convention Center in Petaluma, California.

The telethon will feature the trio of abstinence girls along with other artists including Carrie Underwood, Lady Gaga, Justin Timberlake, Tony Bennett, and from Saudi Arabia, the world's first Muslim rap band, Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz.

In other news. Harrison Ford has just announced that he will begin filming his next Indiana Jones movie in June. The film is entitled, 'Indiana Jones And The Search For The Gold-Plated G-Spot Stud Ring.'

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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