Contrary to yet another round of scurrilous and unfounded reporting, we can confirm that the boyishly chested country music diva Taylor Swift is NOT dating ex-squeeze Taylor Lautner - the werewolf out of the Twilight movies - after their blossoming romance was rekindled by some spiritually conjured up Eros manifestation.
Nor is the young singer secretly dating Cory Monteith, the 'Glee' actor.
In fact, to the best of our knowledge, Taylor Swift isn't secretly dating anybody. And even if she was, it wouldn't be anybody's business but her own.
This appears to be yet another example of a celebrity hungry press pack leaping onto stories with the slenderest connection to reality in order to satisfy the insatiable, almost cannibalistic voraciousness of their knuckle-headed readers.
Psychologists have been studying the so called 'Celebrity Hunger Disorder' for a number of years now, and have failed to reach any quantifiable conclusions.
One told us that these afflicted and damaged personalities would be better off looking for true insight and enlightenment by reading an online news website such as www.theSpoof.com because there is at least a grain of truth in the nonsense published by such outlets.
"In some ways," Dr Harold F'Nackerpan told us. "Online sites like the Spoof have the edge on the tabloids of the world, even if they do seem fixated on stories about celebrity breasts, vaginas, penises and testicles. We know for example that Barack Obama has a penis, and that Susan Boyle has a vagina, so in that respect the reporting is good. It's just when you get stories about Barack Obama fucking Susan Boyle in a freight car on the moon that the satirists start stretching credibility. But they're no worse than anybody else."
More as we get it.
