Ron Jeremy and Michelle "Bombshell" McGee To Star In The X-Rated Porn Movie "Tongue In Cheek"

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Wednesday, 24 March 2010

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Jessica Simpson will appear in a cameo role as a Hooter's Girl in Ron Jeremy's "Tongue In Cheek."

LOS ANGELES - Ron Jeremy, aka The Porn King, told Larry King that he will begin filming his next porn movie entitled Tongue In Cheek in two weeks.

Jeremy said that his co-star in the G-Spot Production film will be none other than Jesse James' "Tattoo Tart" Michelle "Bombshell" McGee.

The 55-year-old Jeremy, who has appeared in over 28,000 X-rated porn movies said that he is really looking forward to starring with "Bombshell" McGee.

He smiled and said that he has always had a special place in his heart and on his enormous schlong for women with tattoos, especially women who have tattoos on their private parts (i.e. both labia's, the G-spot, and the perineum).

Jeremy recently won the Academy Award (Porn Category) for his appearance in the film Jack and Jill and Joan Went Up The Hill.

The movie also starred Angelina Jolie, Carmen Electra, and Andy Dick.

In other news. Bill Cosby has just finished writing his second autobiography entitled, "Being Black In America Ain't So Bad As Long As You're Rich As Hell Like Me, Oprah, and Shaquille Is, I Mean Are."

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