Victoria Beckham Fans The Flames of Her Feud With Charlotte Church

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 21 March 2010

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Charlotte Church as she now looks after losing 87 pounds.

LONDON - Ex-Spice Girl Victoria Beckham has poured a little more gasoline (petrol) onto her feud with fellow songstress Charlotte Church.

David Beckham's skinny wife reportedly remarked that even though Charlotte has lost a lot of weight she still looks fat compared to her.

Mrs. Beckham said, "Ev'ryone is makin' such a big ta do about La Church's weight loss and how she looks so fine. Well her 87 pound loss is nuthin' compared to me 91 pound loss, and I done it all without da use of diet pills, diet creams, and diet suppositories."

When Church was told about Victoria's remarks she rolled her eyes and said that she has never once taken a diet pill or used diet cream.

Charlotte went on to say that Posh Spice seems to have turned into Piss Spice and that her jealousy trait has shot out of her (blank) at a high rate of speed. She stated that little Miss Pissy has truly succeeded in making herself appear just like something that one would find in the far reaches of Amy Winehouse's nostril cavity.

Beckham later stated that the girl from Wales will probably soon gain back the weight she lost and will no doubt return to looking like the Welsh whale that she was not to long ago.

In other news. Some quick late breaking NBA scores: 108 - 98, 103 - 93, 96 - 89, 99 - 98, and 102 - 101 in overtime.

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