Peter Kay Says Liam Gallagher Couldn't Punch His Way Out Of A Wet Paper Bag

Written by Skoob1999

Thursday, 8 April 2010

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Liam Gallagher Pictured After "Decking" A German Bouncer

Bolton funnyman Peter Kay today shrugged off a barrage of insults and threats directed at him by Manchester City supporting "knob-head" who should know better at his age - Liam Gallagher.

The ex-Oasis frontman has been running his gob off again, hurling insults at the comedian, based mainly on his roly-poly figure, saying that Kay hadn't seen his own kn*b in years, and referring to him as a "fat f*ck*

In response, Kay rolled his eyes and expressed disbelief that out of three million sperm cells, Liam Gallagher had been the quickest, responding also to Gallagher's threat to "deck him" by snorting that he couldn't punch his way out of a wet paper bag.

Which may well be true.

Research shows that the last time the tambourine tapping fool tried to "deck" somebody, he succeeded only in getting his front teeth knocked out by a German bouncer.

Gallagher has also attracted widespread criticism for dragging his knuckles on the ground as he walks and bouncing about as if he's got rubber feet. His glorification of drug abuse has also caused him to come under fire, although some anti-drugs campaigners have praised him for setting a shining example of how drugs can turn people into jibbering idiots.

More as we get it.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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