Bar Brawl at Winter Olympics

Written by SPECTRUM

Tuesday, 16 February 2010

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An amazing Bar Brawl took place at Tributes Bar in Vancouver involving athletes from the Winter Olympics and the bars regular local boozers.

Tributes Bar puts on tribute acts every evening but no one could predict the circumstances that led to a full scale riot yesterday evening. While a tribute act was on stage doing their act as Laurel & Hardy things started to heat up when they sang IN THE GOOD OLD SUMMERTIME while outside there was twelve feet of snow and sub zero temperatures.

As if that was not bad enough a drunken David Hasselhoff turned up and started annoying both athletes and local people by trying to sell DVDs of Baywatch.

Well next thing you know there was a full scale Bar Brawl and the place ended up completely wrecked. As the police arrested some of the combatants local man Barry McKenzie said "I haven't had so much fun since a bar brawl in Las Vegas when a guy tried to sing WALKING IN A WINTER WONDERLAND"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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