Kate Gosselin's Dancing Partner Begs For His Life

Written by Charpa93

Wednesday, 31 March 2010

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Well, maybe that is a bit overly dramatic, but things between Gosselin and her dancing partner, Tony Dovolani, on the hit show Dancing with the Stars are anything but ideal.

Dovolani walked out on Gosselin when she questioned his teaching technique, and then returned to dance on Monday night. Results Tuesday kept the pair on DWTS for at least another week. But Dovolani doesn't know if he can hang in there.

"Never mind that this woman is incredibly untalented. The real problem is that I've never met a more unhappy, controlling woman in my life. I honestly believe I'd be more useful teaching a toad how to tango."

Gosselin is reportedly bragging, however, that she's not yet met a man she can't break and fans of the show should stay tuned to get a lesson in more than dancing technique. Kate has reportedly asked that Dovolani be fired, but the true story seems to be that Dovolani is actually begging, on bended knee, that he be let out of his contract for at least this season.

Rumors are that if Tony is allowed to leave, lesser known bad boy trainer, Guido de Sade may become Kate's next dancing partner.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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